in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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