Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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