The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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