these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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