I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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