Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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