We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So vagazzling was a success
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