Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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