Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
