Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
