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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(859): What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms? http://tfl.nu/1h9x

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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

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(360): whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind. http://tfl.nu/pllx

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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.

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(918): I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk. http://tfl.nu/1tot

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(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

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(703): of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES. http://tfl.nu/3o3r

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(646): View more from New York

Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

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Victory lap

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(646): Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done (760): Victory lap http://tfl.nu/nhvd

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(210): View more from Texas

I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.

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(210): I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be. http://tfl.nu/9s9m

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(406): View more from Montana

He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.

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(406): He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die. http://tfl.nu/b33e

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(845): View more from New York

HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???

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(845): HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW??? http://tfl.nu/wpwb

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence

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That sucks

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It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!

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(505): I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence (1-505): That sucks (505): It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee! http://tfl.nu/y3d0

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(330): View more from Ohio

Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?

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Of course. Go big or go home.

(330): View more from Ohio

You're my fucking queen.

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(330): Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship? (856): Of course. Go big or go home. (330): You're my fucking queen. http://tfl.nu/faru

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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY

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(406): if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY http://tfl.nu/qo5y

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(310): View more from California

you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer

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(310): you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer http://tfl.nu/3y4u

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(810): View more from Michigan

I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.

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All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.

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(810): I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me. (1-810): All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one. http://tfl.nu/rkvc

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?

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(603): What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time? http://tfl.nu/dfic

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(803): View more from South Carolina

sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...

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(803): sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job... http://tfl.nu/rvys

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