I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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