Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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