I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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