Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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