You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
BRING THE BAGELS
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