haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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