Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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