It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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