You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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