He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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