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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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