is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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