Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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