p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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