Where did you get a picture of my penis
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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