is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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