therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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