Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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