My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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