just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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