I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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