i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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