okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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