I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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