you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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