Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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