Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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