I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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