I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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