There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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