these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
