Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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