I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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