Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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