Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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