i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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