Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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