i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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