I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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