You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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