He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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I stole a fireplace last night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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