Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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