In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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