I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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