Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.