If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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