You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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